My Emotional Tampon

you know something is wrong when…

myemotionaltampon — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:28:53 +0000

you aren’t a fan of Korn, but don’t hate them and put in one of their albums and are sitting there in traffic thinking about how it’s just teenage angst music but it sounds great blaring out your speakers going way faster than you should weaving between so many cars and you’re late to your new bosses place to help set up for her party and you just start crying uncontrollably and you’re a grown fucking man you know something is wrong

dear baby…

myemotionaltampon — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 06:14:58 +0000

welcome to dumpsville.

population you.

i’ve never forgotten that since i first saw homer say it on an episode of the simpsons YEARS ago.

it pretty much sums up my evening. i’ve been noticing something was off at home and apparently its my other half who had an epiphany while on a vacation by himself a couple of weeks ago.

am i that stupid? i knew he was acting different but this is pretty extreme. it comes at an awkward time because i’m in a financial shit storm. but who isn’t right now right?

FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK!

I need more time…

myemotionaltampon — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:13:53 +0000

I was reading some blogs where people are expressing opinions about the theory that time is speeding up.

I don’t know that it is true, but I do wish I had more time to get all the stuff I have going on done.

I had a bitter sweet day. I got a promotion at work at the expense of a friend. I feel flattered, surprised and awful about it.

this is a pick up line?

myemotionaltampon — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:29:56 +0000

i get home tonight to an email saying i have some unread messages building up in the inbox of my dirty social networking profile. one of the messages reads…

“be hot to find you blindfolded ready for me”

i’m sorry what? i click on his profile and it is of course bereft of a photograph.

my response: “HAHAHAHAHAHA”

good lord… all the rest are total bollocks too.

goodbye tuesday!

myemotionaltampon — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:13:25 +0000

i started this so i could bitch and moan.

i am trying to be more of a positive person in my day to day life; trying not to use my friends, coworkers, and associates as my emotional tampons anymore. so here is where all the frustration is going to be vented.

i went to the gym and got to talk about what was bugging me today, so i don’t have anything to complain about just yet.

but i will.